February 2012
“Well, my worst Christmas-actually it’s one of the earliest that I can...”
– Mark Gatiss (x)
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
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Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
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oscarstardis:
Lucy Liu joins CBS Sherlock cast as Joan Watson
This is not a joke.
CBS have actually gender swapped Watson…
And cast Lucy Liu as him her
… right…
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madonnugh:
remember when rihanna was mad at satan
Benedict Cumberbatch will play the Master in...
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viele-eifersucht:
Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...
moraniarty:
its nearly that time of year where it’s no longer socially acceptable to stay indoors on the computer all day
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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Me: omg I don't have any money at all, I am so broke.
Your favourite bands: DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY HAVE NO MONEY, HURRY LETS TOUR THEIR COUNTRY.
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Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
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crocus-sativus:
“what a nice day it is today” I say whilst quickly closing my curtains to stop any more light getting in
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yellinkellin:
WHEN BANDS END SONGS AND THEN THE NEXT SONG ON THE CD PLAYS INTO IT LIKE WHEN ONE SONG ENDS AND THEN THE ENDING SOUNDS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF THE NEXT SONG OH MY GOD GOLD I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FIRST DISCOVER IT LIKE OMFG
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farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
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overplayed:
embarrass yourself
spend the rest of your life remembering that moment and dying a little more inside each time you do
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yall2:
saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
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Peeta: a little bit of bread in my life.
Peeta: a little bit of bagels by my side.
Peeta: a little bit of crackers is all I need.
Peeta: a little bit of pretzels is all I see.
Peeta: a little bit of cheese buns in the sun.
Peeta: a little bit of baguette all night long.
Peeta: a little bit of bread crumbs here I am.
Peeta: a little bit of bread makes me your man.
Peeta: Breadmambo Number 5
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roryborealis:
bellatrixareforkids:
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“It sort of goes without saying”
– a mechanical engineer explains the flaw in his voice-activated motorbike
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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
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mikeypartyromance:
it’s cute how band members write songs about girls even though they are all gay
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