April 2012
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me in literally every life situation: this reminds me of a song
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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“But how do you know when you’re an adult? You don’t. I’m sorry, we pretend like...”
– Thoughts on Growing Up- Hank Green
Apr 29th
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wvnderbar: at my lifeguarding class today our instructors asked us when its appropriate to call 911 and this guy said “when someone posts a rage comic on facebook” and oh my god i laughed so hard
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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doctor-whoson: i’m actually a big ball of wibbly wobbly fandomy wandomy… stuff
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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mycroft: the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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nippleback: my dad called me to his room and he was like “there’s a monster under my bed” and i checked and it was one of those energy drinks omg
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Blogger: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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woahdair: i think there’s one small section of the world where it’s never dark and someone is always singing and no one is ever sad or angry and a glittery rainbow is always overhead and that’s where liam payne was born
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Oh by the way, it's 100 days since Reichenbach...
Apr 24th
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mottsgoddamnit: masturbatewithacheesegrater: Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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attractive friend: wow im so ugly
me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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420bc: my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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sweetnickiandhellaminaj: i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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noelgallaghershighflyingturds: what if in an alternate universe there is a classical composer named kanye east who is known for being humble & creating quality music
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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africans: in my final breath i reached for the keyboard and typed IM DYING in a plea for help but everyone just thought i had just seen something funny
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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meg-kuang: thanks to the internet i’ve been 18 since i was 11
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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fuckyeahgirlcrush: Mythbusters seriously needs to do an episode to see if two people could actually fit on that goddamn door without flipping it or sinking it so that we can finally put this issue to bed after fifteen years. 
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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benedictosaurus: sometimes i look back at the time i used smileyfaces non-ironically and cry
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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turnwaysgodhead: how do you expect me to do homework that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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groovymuttations: you know you’re a 1600s kid when Sabrina the Teenage Witch was a girl being burned at the stake in town square
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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friend: oh you have tumblr, whats your url?
you: oh my url is.. *violently sprays friend in eye with mace spray, friend falls to ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the name 'hugo fernadez' on it and run as fast as you can to the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*
Apr 21st
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