June 2012
plot twist: It's pronounced blink one hundred and eighty-two
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chrisccolfer:
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
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pantere:
do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
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wyatted:
can you imagine growing up when the beatles became popular and all your friends loved them and talked about them and bought their albums, except you didn’t like them at all. and while everyone else was in puddles on the floor, thinking to yourself “it’s ok. it’ll blow over soon”.
but it never blew over.
it never blew over.
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loki-ten:
i alternate daily between being an introverted pretentious intellectual and a 5 year old child
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my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
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lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
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At home: I want to go out, I want friends.
When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.
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Do your pets really love you
do-you-have-a-flag:
Or is it just stockholm syndrome
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boomruessted:
why do people make me nervous
even over the internet
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spnwhore:
i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself
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someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
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onedirectiontomychamberofsecrets:
examples that prove being a fangirl works
Ginny Weasley
Kate Middleton
Peeta Mellark
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
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My sister should learn not to keep her tumblr...
That is all!
Teacher: ok everybody take out last night's homework
Me: oh shit did you do that?
Friend: no
Me: aw great me neither
Friend: yeah i just didn't have time, I had my music lesson and work for that other class to do and my electricity went off and my dog died and my mum had a baby and i was in a car crash and the kitchen went on fire
Me:
Me: my favourite show was on
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funkyfreshdays:
reallycreepyfangirl:
on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me
north korea
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dapaynetrain:
is there an instructional guide on how to get your shit together
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ohyousillypotato:
launches itunes
graduates college
gets married
has kids
gets divorced
remarries
retires
itunes opens
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