July 2012
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the-eleventh-blog:
THE UNITY THIS SONG EVOKES
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unorginal:
thorsbutt:
where is boris johnson anyway
can they just wheel out a giant cake at the end and when the flame is lit he just bursts from the top wearing racy underwear
and he just screams “I’M HERE FOR THE WIFF-WAFF”
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obliviateyourface:
whoever said it’s a small world has never had to sit through the country parade in the olympic opening ceremony
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hooperly:
tbh the only thing wrong with this is that graham norton isn’t commentating
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aworldwithoutbatman:
gordon—bennett:
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hortonhearsadoctorwho:
I’m so confused by Britian right now.
It’s like when you think you know someone and they’re this quiet reserved person. And then you go to a party they’ve thrown and they’re really drunk and half naked, on a table twirling their shirt over their head.
it’s funny how other countries don’t know about our...
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arseholesandrevelations:
me this morning: is it the olympics today wow i couldnt give a shit
me now: thIS IS FUCKING GREAT OMFG GOD BLESS EVERYTHING GOD SAVE THE QUEEN THIS IS PERFECT SUFHSDihsiuasiuhGIYG
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thatismahogany:
By the time we’re through all the countries Sherlock S3 will probably be out.
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Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
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generationofeyebrows:
britain has rounded up the countries in one place
time to reestablish the empire
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bodysnatch3r:
david tennant flies down at the last moment, punches beckham in the face, grabs the torch and runs tom hiddleston in the meantime storms in galloping on a white horse wearing both the loki helmet and the henry v crown he whisks tennant up,they run towards the altar they light it up under a shower of tea and biscuits while the hogwarts choir sings god save the queen the internet...
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annicrest:
OK FIRST “LET THE GAMES BEGIN”
NOW “THE WORLD WILL BE WATCHING”
BBC I SEE YOU ARE SECRET HUNGER GAMES FANS
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Outnumbered
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Claire Skinner and the guy from Mock the Week who isn’t Frankie Boyle or the bald one or the Irish one have three kids: Jake, a moody teenager who ends up being pretty hot; Ben, who is literally Alan Davies; and little Karen, who is the single most badass character in the history of the world. That’s it. That’s the show.
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gunslingerannie:
bilbotheconsultingwizard:
But what if Joan Watson was into women.
People would assume she and Sherlock were together and she’d yell “I’m not straight!” all the time.
The amount I want this to happen hurts a little.
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unpopular opinion
scathefireconsumes:
so..i never hate on people for their ships and i think any type of ship is fine
but..
there are some i just don’t understand
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f33ny:
why do people always ask celebrities to come to brazil seriously what’s going on in brazil why do they need all these celebrities
i’m suspicious
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girlwhowasonfire:
literally the best review of 50 shades i’ve ever read
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Glee (tv series)
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A group of misfits joins the glee club at their school except they’re actually all hot as hell and most of them are popular. They all date each other except the gay one who is dating Harry Potter.
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african-fairy:
theres always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder
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radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
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africans:
minding your own business at school
when suddenly the glee club starts doing a musical number and throws your lunch on the floor so they can stand on the table
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romeo: if i was thy boyfriend
romeo: i'd never let thou go
romeo: i canst take thou places thou hath not been before
romeo: and i can be thy gentleman
romeo: swagger swagger swagger
romeo: swagger on thou
“When a beautiful actress is cast in a movie, executives rack their brains to...”
– Mindy Kaling on the women who only exist in romantic comedies | Flick Chicks (via rufustfirefly)
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hyperbolequeen:
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
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